💪Coaching Corner

Coaching for kids, one small lesson a week

A short, kid-facing life tip in every issue — about grit, kindness, handling a hard day. No lectures. No motivational-poster energy. Just something worth talking about at dinner.

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The Poopin' Papers
The Only Newspaper Worth Sitting Down For
Vol. 1, No. 12 — Week of March 16, 2026 — Est. 2026
📅 This Week

🎒 Spring break starts Friday! Time to unplug, recharge, and sleep past 7am.

🌮 Taco Tuesday — everyone picks a topping. No, ketchup doesn't count.

🏊 Swim practice moves to 4pm this week. Don't forget your goggles.

🎂 Grandma's birthday is Saturday! Card-making station opens Thursday.

✅ Weekly Chore Check
Check 'em off as you go!
Make your bed every morning
Feed the dog before school
Put dishes in the dishwasher
Take out recycling
Wipe down the bathroom sink
🍽️ Meal Plan
Mon
Spaghetti & meatballs
Tue
Tacos (build your own!)
Wed
Chicken stir fry
Thu
Pizza night 🍕
Fri
Mac & cheese
Sat
Grilled burgers
Sun
Soup & sandwiches
💪 Coaching Corner
The Magic Word Isn't “Please”

It's “yet.” When your kid says “I can't do this,” add “yet” to the end. One tiny word turns frustration into possibility. “I can't do long division” becomes “I can't do long division yet.” Try it this week — it works on grown-ups too.

🎉 The Fun Zone

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!

🧠 Brain Fuel
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
— Oscar Wilde

Brain Teaser: I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?

(Answer upside down on the fridge)

Lovingly assembled for the Davis household · Printed fresh every week · Please recycle (or compost)

The lessons you mean to teach, on a schedule

Every parent has a running list of things they want their kids to learn — how to lose gracefully, why effort beats talent, how to apologize and mean it. Coaching for kids that actually lands rarely happens in a single big talk. Poopin’ Papers turns it into a weekly habit: one small, age-appropriate lesson in every issue, written to the kid, not at them.

Written for your kids, not a generic audience

The coaching adapts to your family — your kids’ ages, what they’re into, what they’re working through. A lesson on perseverance reads differently for a 6-year-old learning to ride a bike than a 12-year-old grinding through math. Every week it meets them where they are.

A conversation starter, not a sermon

Because the coaching lives inside a paper full of jokes, meals, and the week’s plans, kids actually read it. It becomes the thing you talk about over dinner instead of a lecture they tune out. Small, consistent, low-pressure — which is exactly how this stuff sinks in.

Questions, answered.

What kind of coaching do kids get each week?

One short, kid-facing life tip per issue — themes like perseverance, kindness, honesty, handling frustration, and being a good teammate. It’s framed as something to think about, never a lecture.

Is it age-appropriate for my kids?

Yes. The coaching is audience-aware — it adapts to your kids’ ages and interests, so the same theme is written differently for a first-grader than for a middle-schooler.

How is this different from a parenting book or app?

It’s not one more thing to open. The lesson arrives inside a weekly newspaper your kids already read for the jokes and the meal plan, so the coaching actually reaches them — consistently, a little at a time.

How much does it cost?

The first issue is free, then $5/month for a personalized family paper — coaching included — every week. Cancel anytime.

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