The Only Newspaper Worth Sitting Down For
Your whole family's week, on one page everyone actually reads.
Meals, chores, schedules, and a little fun — printed fresh every week and posted where it gets read. No app to check. No screen to fight over. No “did you see my text?”
It compiles and emails itself every week. You never make it, never remember it.
You've already tried two ways to keep everyone on the same page. Here's why neither stuck.
The apps are automatic — but they're one more thing on a screen, and nobody opens them. The whiteboard and the Canva template are off the screen — but they depend on you, and they're three weeks out of date by now. Poopin' Papers is the only one that's both off-screen and automatic.
Off the screen, and you never lift a finger. That corner was empty — until now.
The New Sunday Paper.
Look closer at one corner of this week's issue. Seven dinners, decided and printed where everyone sees them — no app, no login, no “what's for dinner?” at 5:59.
It learns your family, so they keep reading.
Tell it your kids are dinosaur-obsessed, that you homeschool, that Dad coaches soccer. Every issue adapts — the jokes, the coaching tip, the schedule. The more it sounds like your family, the more your family reads it.
“We put the first issue up on Monday. By Wednesday, my 9-year-old told me she was excited for fish tacos on Thursday. She has never once been excited about fish tacos.”
— Sarah, mom of 3
“My kids fight over who gets to read the jokes section first. It's the only thing in our bathroom that gets more use than the toilet.”
— Mike, dad of 2
Your paper, your mix.
Pick the modules that fit your family. Turn them on, tune them, and your weekly paper assembles itself — you never touch it again.
This Week
Every game, recital, and appointment in one place. Nobody forgets soccer again.
Weekly Chore Check
Who's on dishes? Settled in print, before the arguing starts.
Meal Plan
Seven dinners, decided. The week's menu, right on the fridge.
Learn moreWeather Watch
A 7-day forecast for your ZIP. Pack the right jacket, plan the soccer game.
Coaching Corner
One small, kid-friendly life lesson a week. No lectures, no poster energy.
Learn moreBrain Fuel
A quote and a riddle that spark actual dinner-table conversation.
Learn moreOn This Day
Three things that happened on this date in history — a breakfast-table time machine.
Word of the Week
A new vocab word each week with a kid-friendly definition and a sentence to try.
Fun Zone
Two jokes and a 'Did You Know?' worth reading aloud.
Verse of the Week
A weekly Bible verse, fetched fresh and ready for the fridge.
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Print it. Post it. Read it.
Hang it where they can’t avoid it. (We recommend the bathroom. You’re welcome.) That’s the whole trick: it gets read because it’s not on a screen.
Less than one coffee a month. Worth it the first time nobody asks “what's for dinner?”
- ✓Personalized to your family’s interests and preferences
- ✓A fresh family paper, every single week
- ✓Printable PDF delivered to your inbox
- ✓Cancel anytime — no hard feelings