Seven dinners, decided and printed. The week’s menu shows up as part of your family’s newspaper, so “what’s for dinner?” is already answered before anyone asks.
🎒 Spring break starts Friday! Time to unplug, recharge, and sleep past 7am.
🌮 Taco Tuesday — everyone picks a topping. No, ketchup doesn't count.
🏊 Swim practice moves to 4pm this week. Don't forget your goggles.
🎂 Grandma's birthday is Saturday! Card-making station opens Thursday.
It's “yet.” When your kid says “I can't do this,” add “yet” to the end. One tiny word turns frustration into possibility. “I can't do long division” becomes “I can't do long division yet.” Try it this week — it works on grown-ups too.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Brain Teaser: I have cities but no houses, mountains but no trees, and water but no fish. What am I?
(Answer upside down on the fridge)
A good family meal plan dies the moment it becomes another chore. Poopin’ Papers does the planning and hands you the week — Monday through Sunday dinners laid out in a grid you can hang on the fridge. No app to open, no spreadsheet to maintain. Just a paper your whole household can read at a glance.
Tell us taco night belongs on Wednesday, that one kid won’t touch anything green, and that Fridays are leftovers. Your meal plan adapts. Every issue reflects your family’s real eating habits instead of a generic menu that ends up ignored.
The meal plan rides along with chores, the week’s schedule, jokes, and a coaching tip — so the menu lands in front of everyone instead of buried in a notes app. Kids see Thursday is fish tacos and actually look forward to it. That’s the difference between a plan and a plan that sticks.
You set your preferences once — favorite dinners, nights that are fixed (taco Tuesday, pizza Friday), foods to avoid — and every weekly issue builds the menu around them. You can adjust anytime and the next issue updates.
Yes. Every issue arrives as a printable PDF in your inbox each week. Print it, hang it on the fridge, and the week’s dinners are settled.
Absolutely. Tell us to swap a night, move taco night, or skip a day, and your paper reflects it. The plan works around your family, not the other way around.
Your first issue is free, then it’s $5/month for a fresh personalized family newspaper — meal plan included — every week. Cancel anytime.
A fresh, personalized family newspaper — Meal Plan included — every week. Your first issue is free.
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